Tax Humor
Could you use a little tax humor right about now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know, they say the only things for certain in this life are death and taxes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tax Poem (O, How True!)
Here's an old tax poem that still rings as true today as ever.
The Tax Collector
The Tax Collector, he done come around -
He taxed my house and he taxed my ground.
He taxed my barn, and he taxed my land -
And the taxed the "crik" and a pile of sand;
And the cyclone came and blew the house down;
And the tax collector, he done come around ...
And he taxed me up for the hole in the ground!!
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