Burma Shave Ads

Burma Shave ads were numerous and kept drivers and passengers amused for many a mile while traveling highways and byways in America. These Burma Shave signs were posted so you could read the message - one sign every few seconds - and they always ended with the company logo on the final sign of the group.

Here are a few - the "cream" of the crop! (Yes, the pun is intended!)

To Kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma Shave

My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody know
De stubble
I've seen!
Burma Shave

Ben met Anna
Made a Hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma Shave

Henry VIII
Sure Had Trouble
Short Term Wives
Long Term Stubble
Burma Shave

This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
It's user
First class male
Burma-Shave


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